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Joke of the Day
"Why are jerks nice sometimes? Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)"
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"I hate political jokes And it disgusts me that two are running for president."
"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"
"No matter how kind you are German children are kinder."
"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean."