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Joke of the Day
"Went to my daughter's netball finals yesterday. What a semi."
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"Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!"
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"Joe: If you love it so much why don't you marry it? Jim: Hmm [Two weeks later] Jim: Meet my new wife! *holds up Joe's wife's potato salad*"
"What's your best Hitler joke?"
"Why did the coke dealer retire? He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses"
"The world's shortest dirty joke ... Gynecologist found drug stash."
"What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship? Whipped cream."
"What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. "