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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish? Give it a couple test tickles"
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"Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised? Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off."
"The True Secret of Ignorance... ...you're looking in the wrong place."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I wouldn't have to give so many blowjobs."
"The fastest way to convert from centimeters to meters... Just remove the first 5 letters."
"Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I'm available."
"One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones."
"Lesbian Vampires What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month! Credit : /u/andrej88"
"Amish jokes Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady? She had two Mennonite I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter"
"[on a Speed date] pop quiz hotshot, if this date goes below 50 mph it explodes [her] that makes no sense [I mouth a tiny explosion sound]"