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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish? Give it a couple test tickles"
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"Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp. 'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked. 'With a magnifying glass!'"
"Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."
"if anyone has reason for these two not to wed, speak now or forever hold y- [brides dad stands up] ""SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH WITH HOT WATER"""
"What's do pot and pusssy have in common? You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room."
"I nearly dropped my game of scrabble It could've spelled disaster if I actually did"
"Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he'll donate $10 to Disaster Relief."
"Hot Pringles in your area want you to jam your whole fist in their cans."
"Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out."
"The one thing that all women find attractive ...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait"