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Joke of the Day

"(Ok don't let her know ur Jesus) Girl: Meet my dad *they shake hands* *Dad stands up from wheelchair* Dad: It's a miracle! Jesus: *facepalm*"

"How does Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap."

"Whenever I rely on gravity, it lets me down. Every single time."

"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about idiot teenagers who don't know the difference between sleeping and dead"

"Microwave Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables? -fitting the wheelchair in the microwave."

"Knock knock [OC] Who's there? Bloop Bloop who Gross! what did you eat?"

"What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara? Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho"

"I got a job as a bounty hunter in China. Couldn't believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!"

"What do you call an avid gardener? Herb"

"Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could destroy the human race. Sorry Stephen, but my money's on LACK of intelligence."