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Joke of the Day
"Your mama's so fat We are all genuinely concerned about her health."
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"What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I'm bacon!"
"BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here. OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that. BIDEN: Punch him round the back. OBAMA: Joe. BIDEN: Kick, then."
"Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver? He always leaves you hanging"
"Are you a bandicoot? Because I would crash for you."
"Sex is like pizza If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing"
"Two nuns riding Down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, ""I've never come this way before."" The other nun replies, ""neither have i, it's probably the cobbles."""
"What do you call a midget with Down's Syndrome who arrives to class late? A little tardy."
"What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !"
"dorothy: WET TSHIRT CONTEST! wicked witch: NOOOOOOOOO! tin man: worst spring break ever."