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Joke of the Day
"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."
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"If you ever doubt the value of writers, just follow your favorite actor on Twitter."
"""Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep."" -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby."
"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."
"Sorry we missed you In 3 days your package will be available at your second closest FedEx location"
"A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination."
"What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly."
"Just removed my bra, whipped it around my head, and tried to toss it away, but a hook got caught in my hair. Available for bachelor parties."
"What's similar between a black man and a bicycle? They both stop working when the chain comes off."
"News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat. Edit: this is /u/Onetap1's joke, credit goes to him"