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Joke of the Day
"What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly."
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"Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting."
"""Hello! Thanks for calling the urology department."" Please hold"
"The only thing I'd like for you to say behind my back is ""Do you like that?"""
"So a man walks into a bar His drinking problem is destroying his family"
"My new years resolution is the same as last year. 1920x1080"
"My wife caught me crossdressing. So I packed her things and left."
"Why did the comedian go to the dog pound? To work on his put-downs."
"Just a Reddit joke Never mind, I already Reddit."
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav."" ""Dejav who?"" *knock knock* *edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity"