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Joke of the Day

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling."

"2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks. 2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme."

"- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile? - Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed."

"I just saw a hot mom at McDonalds spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground ...so I threw my fries on the ground too."

"I heard Donald Trump's apartment is made completely from marble. Apart from the showers. Those are golden."

"Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead."

"I was walking down the road... ...when the guy in front of me turned around and started throwing milk, eggs, yoghurt and butter at me. I thought, ""How dairy!""."

"How do you double the price of a Fiat? Fill the tank"

"Today I saw ""Jesus doesn't care about your grades"" written on the sidewalk in chalk and all I could think was ""Thank god, he'd be pissed"""

"*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche"""