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Joke of the Day

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling."

"Shortest Horror Story: Tomorrow is MONDAY again!"

"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi I'll let myself out now."

"I heard that John Cena had a failed porn career... Every time they tried to do the money shot nobody could see him coming."

"Why is flour retarded? Because it's in-bread."

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube."

"""When I call your name say 'omnipresent.'"" - teacher to class full of Gods"

"What happened to the chicken who crossed the road.. Got hit by a bus."

"When I was younger, I was told that anyone could become President. Seeing Trump's campaign, now I believe it."

"Why can't Norwegians tell jokes Timing"