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Joke of the Day

"How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?"

"I've just found out why they call it 'Almond Milk'. They tried to call it 'Nut Juice' but no one would buy it."

"how many black live matters protester does it take to screw in a light bulb? no one knows it was too dark to see them."

"My new wifi password: Whatsawifi Enter DWMC-esque dude/sweet scene."

"What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent"

"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

"I super glue one jar of pickles shut and leave it out at the barbecue then watch the humiliation unfold."

"why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because they have big fingers"

"What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East? An Iran-asaurus!"

"What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common? They both give kids a little head."