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Joke of the Day

"How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?"

"What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta"

"How do you find an obese woman's vagina in the dark? Go through the folds of fat until you smell shit, then go back one."

"It's the 2016 Olympics And Chris Brown is still the most famous female boxer"

"When I was a kid, we were so poor... If I didn't wake up with a boner on Christmas, I wouldn't have anything to play with."

"Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!"

"What do you a great Jewish cook Hitler"

"What do you call a Black Man on the Moon? An Astronaut."

"I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her."

"How to tell the difference between a Crocodile and a Alligator Well one you see in a while, and the other you see later."