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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Black Man on the Moon? An Astronaut."
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"(Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie."
"The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway."
"If I were a werewolf I wouldn't have to chain myself up at night because I don't like going out anyway."
"Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park."
"When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It's a real icebreaker."
"Yo momma is so fat... ...She was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and they gave her 15 years to live."
"TIFU by accidentally benching our star player on the last inning... Whoops, wrong sub"
"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. He looks at the bar tender and says ""Five drinks please."""
"I often cry after sex. But in my defence, I use a pretty big onion."