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Joke of the Day
"I love my women like I love my Ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws"
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"My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat."
"Your momma's so fat....she tried to upload a selfie to the Internet and got an error ""Not Enough Storage Space"""
"What do you call homosexual Israelites? Fruit Jews"
"boyfriend jeans are over. in 2017 its all about wearing your boyfriend's dog's jeans"
"Textbooks The podiatry textbook used footnotes while the proctology textbook used endnotes."
"You may like your coffee free, but I like mine like I like my women Hot, brown and sweet......and without a penis..."
"Dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son? I don't know son, ask your grandfather..."
"*shots fired in the club over the last slice of pizza*"
"What do the USA and a black hole have in common? They both have a problem with mass incarceration."