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Joke of the Day
"What do you call homosexual Israelites? Fruit Jews"
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"Why do cows never walk out of horror movies? They're able to stomach a lot."
"Why did the hillbilly cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out the chicken"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !"
"Of course this is my real personality. Who the hell would fake THIS?"
"What's the difference between President Obama and a bucket of shit? The shit's in a bucket ! *that redneck spit noise followed by a ting*"
"In a recent survey on why men like BlowJobs 6% like the feeling, 12% like the thrill and... ...82% just like the silence."
"When god is having a day with low self esteem... ...is He atheist because He doesn't believe in Himself?"
"When i die i want to go peacefully like my friend in his sleep. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car."
"What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog? Nina"