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Joke of the Day
"My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat."
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"So I asked my dad... So I asked my dad during Christmas dinner if anything were home made? He replied ""definitely not you."""
"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other... Do you smell fish?"
"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""
"Elevator is broken. Had to use the other one. #firstworldproblems"
"Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say ""No TRESpassing"""
"I liked ""Facebook posts"" better when they were called ""journal entries"" and no one was allowed to read them."
"My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance"
"I used to work at a trampoline factory It had its ups and downs"