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Joke of the Day
"Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore? Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny."
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"When I was 13 my dad gave me a bunch of socks n said ""I heard u grunting in ur room last night, do it into these"" So now I poop into socks"
"It's going to be a cold day today in Motown...... Three Degrees, Four Tops."
"Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on."
"""what do we want?"" ""faster Internet!"" ""when do we want it?"". Loading..."
"I'm more optimistic than most. Some say the glass is half empty, some would say it's half full. I'd say ""Hey, That's a nice glass!"""
"please say a prayer for my coworker. his life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich"
"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""
"Why was the snowman smiling? ...he saw a snowblower coming up the street."
"Tom & Jerry had the realest beef of all time..... nvr said a word.... it was jus on sight .."