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Joke of the Day
"Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore? Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny."
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"Playing Guess Who these days is hard ""Is your person white?"" ""Excuse me?"" ""Is your person white?"" ""I don't see skin color I just see people"""
"The doctor wants me to start eating healthier to add years to my life. It's like he doesn't realize I'm married."
"TIFU By forgetting my wife was allergic to seafood when I got her supper from Subway Woops, wrong Sub."
"I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited."
"What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!"
"People are not mirrors, They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself."
"How's havin' a dick? It comes in handy."
"I'm not sure about accusing someone of wanting to get into my pants. I'd like to see him try. I can hardly get into them myself.."
"Why do toucans only go camping in pairs? So they can bring two canopies."