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Joke of the Day

"All-Girls High School ""The number one most commonly used phrase in any all-girls high school is 'behind my back!' The second most common is 'right to my face!'"" - Celia Pacquola"

"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his wife left him."

"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak."

"the saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then ur dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead"

"What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money? Make it Wayne."

"A farmer planted a crop of puns They were home groan."

"Mom, what's an orgasm? Child: ""Mom, what's an orgasm?"" Mom: ""I don't know, dear. I never had one."" Dad: (Thinking) ""This bitch."""

"This morning i used redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes of driving on the highway, i realized i left my car at home!!!"

"What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person? One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie."

"What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A Tolkien Ring network."