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Joke of the Day
"I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore."
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"I had an eight course Irish dinner tonight. A six pack of beer, a potato, and a glass of whiskey to finish it off."
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"Damn girl , are you a TV ?? Because you got all eyes on you !"