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Joke of the Day
"whats worse than a dead cat on the piano? a diseased beaver on your organ..."
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"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide... is it a hostage situation?"
"Reddit's front page has more intellectual news stories than my local TV stations I don't understand it because I'm only 3 years old."
"Mary had a little lamb, little beef, little ham, tacos, burritos, cream,cheetos,chocolate cake. Her waist was wide as whoah!"
"What is white, and 14 inches long. Absolutely nothing."
"What did the barfly say to the other barfly? I saved you a stool."
"Me:[grabbing my guitar] i wrote this for you. Her: awww. Me:*pulls note out of guitar hole* ""we're out of cereal."""