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Joke of the Day

"Dunno how you Americans have the motivation and energy to pronounce the 'y' in 'basil' and 'tomatoes'."

"TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. So they can Scan da navy in"

"let's get married but instead of kids we have nachos"

"GF: ""You're cute when you're drunk"" Me: ""You're cute when I'm drunk too"""

"Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair. Step 1"

"Anyone know how long we are supposed to ""Shake It Off""? Taylor never specified and frankly I'm exhausted!"

"What's really good in having sex with 26 years old girls? there are 20 of them!"

"My son is at that tender age where he believes me when I say that the dog ate the rest of the cookies out of the pantry."

"Who's your dad's cousin's cousin's daughter to you? A potential Tinder date."

"I bought some drugs from a shoe dealer They were unlaced, and I still got high as heel..."