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Joke of the Day
"Who's your dad's cousin's cousin's daughter to you? A potential Tinder date."
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"How to get the attention of a crew of bricklayers... Yell ""Eh, Tony!"""
"Why do bulimics make such good food? Cus they have to taste it twice!"
"What kind of exercise did Jesus do? Crossfit"
"Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
"The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods."
"How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride our bikes"
"""Mom, dad, I'm gay"" *dad looks angry as heck* ""Gay for women that is! haha, erm... i love me some vajimbos & those boob things yes siree"""
"Emperor Sleepoleon, we urge you to change your name to appear less lazy to your people. Oui, I shall dial it back, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY"