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Joke of the Day

"My son is at that tender age where he believes me when I say that the dog ate the rest of the cookies out of the pantry."

"Three seals walk into a club... Martyrdom"

"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"

"There is absolutely nothing wrong with yelling ""I HAVE THE POWEEER!"" like He-Man after cooking an omelette that doesnt stick to the pan."

"Never trust an atom. Actually, it's probably fine. They only make up about 4% of everything."

"Where does a Muslim learn to swim? Inshallah water."

"What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."

"First rule of flight club...no penguins."

"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."

"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."