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Joke of the Day
"GF: ""You're cute when you're drunk"" Me: ""You're cute when I'm drunk too"""
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"Looking for a joke: irish dinner potatoe Pretty close, but need to know the exact joke about irish dinner consisting of potatos and beer"
"Why were the Native Americans here first... ...because they had reservations."
"What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out."
"The hardest part about online dating... Finding someone who clicks with you."
"my friend put me in charge of picking up the wedding cake today LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RIP CAKE"
"DISH FATHER: You can NEVER see that spoon again! *daughter dish starts sobbing* [outside the window, Spoon is thinking] we leave tonight"
"Poor Kids One Day, Charles told his father he was going to the Wishing Well. So he flips a penny into a well, makes a wish, and walks home. ""What did you wish for?"", Asks the Father. ""Another Penny"""
"That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl, ""my shirt smells like you"" & you misspell shirt"
"What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky? He's on route."