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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to get a foreign dog to behave? A treaty."
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"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"
"Saying ""to each his own"" is the best way to tell someone you respect their right to have an extremely stupid opinion."
"Girl I'm so sorry your parents died, was it Kony? Oh a bus accident. Was Kony driving the bus"
"What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife? You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while."
"Nuclear winter ""What are you going to do if a nuclear winter comes?"" ""Throw snowballs."" ""Nuclear!"" ""With my tentacles!"""
"Have you heard of the new birth control for men? put a rock in your shoe and it will make you limp"
"I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered."
"Why didn't Hitler take a taxi? He was more of an Ubermensch."
"David Beckham says he will retire at the end of this season, mainly because he ran out of ideas on how to do his next haircut."