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Joke of the Day

"I hate when someone wants to have sex with me for superficial reasons before they even know how funny."

"Why do I only ran through campsites? Because it's past tents"

"if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog? purple, because the ice cream is boneless."

"How come Puerto Ricans don't like blow jobs? They don't like any kind of jobs"

"Why would two melons in love hate their parents? Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=|......='("

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)"

"Did you hear about the hamster who died? He fell asleep at the wheel"

"Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start? Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!"

"We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow"

"A Poem Roses are red, Violets are blue, Stop memes about Harambe -Cincinnati Zoo"