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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear they're making a Source Code 2? It's gonna be called Source Code: The SQL!"
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"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"
"Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They aren't gonna fall for that one again."
"Gifts for the family Nephew- iPod Son- iPhone Father- iPad Mother-iRon"
"I was feeling down the other day, so I threw some bleach over my Muslim friend... I thought it'd lighten Mahmood."
"Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now."
"Why is the Star Trek enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle your anus searching for cling-ons"
"What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right we do taste like chicken!"
"So who is this ""Rorschach"" guy... ...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?"
"That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned..."