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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar"
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"What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early? Christian Bale."
"""Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"" said mommy bear. ""Who hasn't"" muttered daddy bear. ""What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"""
"So this kid in my anatomy class asked where the gluteus maximus was... In my opinion it was a dumb, ass question."
"Just told my driving instructor to put his seat belt ON for his safety. I'm definitely going to get the license this time."
"Inspirational tweet: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I hope yours is a freight train."
"Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do"
"Why is it detrimental to have a robot with repressed sexual interests? It has some kinks to work out."
"if your best friend Jack was stuck on of a horse, would you help your friend Jack off a horse?"
"What do you call a dog in a submarine? A subwoofer"