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Joke of the Day
"Guns don't avoid critical thinking by leaning on tired aphorisms. People do."
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"Missing socks When you lose a sock in the wash or laundry hamper, the one that's left becomes more human than you know. It's looking for its sole mate."
"What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
"When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?"
"Beauty is only skin deep... but it sure looks good on the ladies."
"A man walked into a bar. Ouch!"
"I asked a pregnant woman what cup size she was. She said 500ml."
"Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn't he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy"
"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in the jeans (genes)"
"Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him."