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Joke of the Day
"funny Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."
Next Joke
"I saw santa fucking my mom. To get back at him i decided to poison his cookies. Somehow the bastard found out and killed my dad."
"The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand."
"My mom nearly had a stroke in a strip club last night..... But she couldn't quite reach."
"I'm a man of my word... and that word is ""unreliable"""
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 10 dollars His father replies, ""5 dollars? What do you need 2 dollars for?"""
"What's the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna."
"I poured spot remover on my dog Now he's gone"
"When a woman says, ""We need to talk"", it's no good. Never has a woman said, ""We need to talk"" and followed it up with ""about pillow forts""."
"Where do famous snakes go? Down in hisssstory!"