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Joke of the Day
"funny Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."
Next Joke
"I started gaining as much weight as possible... I wanted to become a more well-rounded person"
"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"
"Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon? Only whites allowed"
"What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh? At some point they turned into Mummys"
"My niece said she COLORED a picture for me. Uh you mean you Africian Americaned a picture? Geez Confederate General, when's the klan rally?"
"Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days? For the watch"
"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""
"I want to live in one of those countries where the lawmakers get into fistfights"
"What do you say to a man with no legs? Nothing, he'll shoot you."