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Joke of the Day

"Empty My head is just like the comments section. (I'm not sure if the 'Wow, such empty' is on PCs and laptops so... yeah...)"

"Just logged into Facebook instead of Twitter and I now feel like I shouted out the wrong name in bed."

"*shows up at ur door holding a bouquet of flowers with all the petals ripped off* hi, i brought u som flowers that told me u love me"

"My face is very symmetrical...over the x-axis :("

"The absolute value of 0 is no laughing matter lol"

"Knock knock. This may not be This may not be a funny joke."

"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I'm guessing it's because they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of type advantage"

"What did the cow say to the other cow? HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!"

"Do you know the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.."