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Joke of the Day
"The absolute value of 0 is no laughing matter lol"
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"wish there was an edit option when d atm shows ur account balance!"
"A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building... It dyed."
"Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster."
"Dinner with Jesus Say you have a dinner date with Jesus, in a fine Italian restaurant, what would he order ? Jesus takes the veal !"
"You know the person in exercise videos that's doing the easy version of everything? I'm the guy behind that person eating chips."
"All dogs go to heaven... But all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts"
"What's the difference between Buddhism and porn? Buddha teaches not to fill a hole in yourself with material possesions."
"It was the Middle Ages. There's no way Rapunzel didn't have lice."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"