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"Do you want to hear a joke about a psychologist? - Yes. - Why?"
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"A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.' The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.'"
"Why are Boy Scouts such great murderers? Because they leave no trace."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun then the earth..."
"A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. Nothing of value was stolen."
"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... Bartender asks him ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" Pirate responds, ""Aaar, It's driving me nuts!"""
"Forget everything you learned in College.... ""Forget everything you learned in College, you won't need it working here."" ""But I never went to college."" ""I'm sorry your not qualified to work here."""
"So Charlie Sheen is HIV Positive... Looks like all the tiger blood was tainted."
"Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons? Because of the Hyperinflation."