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Joke of the Day

"A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.' The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.'"

"[wakes up from a 72-year-long coma] oh nazis are still a thing huh"

"What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan? ""I'm in, but I'm not decent."""

"Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby."

"[RACIST] The Parrot A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. ""Wow,"" says the bartender. ""That is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics Even if you win, you're still retarded."

"I was so excited when all my teachers called my work outstanding I haven't even handed it in yet!"

"A Maritimer in a bar once asked me if I had ever tried Moosehead. I said ""No, but I've had some pretty grizzly pussy in my day."""

"The most complicated thing about women is the way their brains don't make any sense."

"There was a puppy named Joke... He died, and that was the end of the Joke..."