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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons? Because of the Hyperinflation."
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"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!"
"Teach a man about politicians Show a man politicians and he becomes interested for a day Teach a man to be a politician and he loses his spine"
"I bet if you punched Pamela Anderson in the boob it would leave an impression like those Temperpedic beds."
"There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... One day the group leader comes in and says ""I see a lot of new faces this week... I must say, I'm disappointed!"""
"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"
"The best joke ever What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday? For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad? Ye, pharaoh-nuff"
"""I suffer from CDO ... ...Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!"""
"Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."
"Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."