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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a baby cry twice? You rub your bloody dick on their teddy bear."
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"Is Google male or female? Female - it doesn't let you finish a sentence before correcting you and making a suggestion."
"A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick bastard.."
"Money's missing from under my pillow, I think I've been visited by the teef fairy."
"I knocked over the altar at a Buddhist temple the other day and spilled ash all over the monks They were incensed"
"Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this."
"knock knock... who's there? Honeycomb Honeycomb who? Honeycomb your hair."
"Batman doesn't kill. Wayne Enterprises is a defense contractor. Guy is conflicted about the wrong things."
"Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended. He must have done something that even the BBC find inexcusable So that rules out child abuse then...."
"Where do bears store their military weapons? In bearracks."