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Joke of the Day

"Money's missing from under my pillow, I think I've been visited by the teef fairy."

"What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty? He wipes the hard drive."

"That awkward moment when.. ...you show up to a feminist picnic and no one made sandwiches."

"Your mother Fucks for bricks to build your sister a whore house."

"I have an inferiority complex..... It's not a very good one, though."

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar."

"What does Batman put in his drinks? Just ice."

"There's four things I'm no good with: faces, names and numbers."

"Do you know who cries the most during the end of Titanic? Metal fans."

"Two does walk out of a forest. One turns to the other and says... I'll never do that for two bucks again"