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Joke of the Day

"Batman doesn't kill. Wayne Enterprises is a defense contractor. Guy is conflicted about the wrong things."

"How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? She passed with frying crullers."

"You guys hear about that new broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation!"

"Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat."

"What kind of yogurt does a skeleton eat? Actibia."

"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's painful only for others. It's the same for if you are stupid."

"that moment when you and the driver next to you catch each other picking your noses and you both nod like you're in a secret club."

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin"

"When the zombie apocalypse comes, we'll be the last to go because we never leave our houses."

"In general, girls don't like to be described as ""beefy"". Even if you love beef."