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Joke of the Day
"Where do bears store their military weapons? In bearracks."
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"'How to Win Friends & Influence People' is getting a sequel How to lose friends and alienate people."
"We saw a Taliban bukkake film the other night. It was much the same as a normal porn film, except there was a much bigger explosion over her face at the end."
"I insulted a communist. I told him he was dressed ""classy"""
"""And what do your parents do?"" BABY COW: Well, my mom is basically a vending machine and my dad is hamburgers"
"I wanted to eat lunch at KFC and my girlfriend wanted to eat lunch at Chick-Fil-A... we compromised and went to Chick-Fil-A."
"It's impossible not to look creepy whispering to a child"
"Me: OMG I feel amazing! WebMD: sounds like cancer!"
"A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him ""Are you a bear?"" ""Yes"" ""What are you doing at the movies ?"" ""Well I liked the book!"""
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."