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"I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )"
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"give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man how to Google how to fish and he'll watch fish porn for the rest of his life"
"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it."
"This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow... Does that mean six more weeks of recession?"
"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mommy He knows it."
"still waiting for a Discovery Channel ""How It's Made"" episode on babies. otherwise i fear i'll never figure it out"
"Guys guide to AC levels in car with spouse: If you're hot, she's cold If you're comfortable, she's cold If you're cold, she's not in the car"
"Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round."
"You know what sounds sexy? Six women... Dozen tit."
"[Skype] ME: Finally I see your face and wow. HIM: [naked] Where are you?! ME: Starbucks. Wanna meet a few friends? They like your tweets."