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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hippopotamus float? 2 hippos and a LOT of root beer."
Next Joke
"I think my new idea for DIY orthodontics is going to take the world by storm. brace yourself"
"What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time? An asymptoad."
"Did you hear about the guy who went streaking through a church? The priest caught him by the organ."
"i once heard that in the old days, you received a last name based on your profession. if so, what the hell was John Hancock's career?"
"According to my autocorrect, i'm wearing edible pantries"
"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."
"What does a gay orgy sound like? A cockophony."
"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Kevin"""
"What the difference between a police car and a porcupine? With a police car, the pricks are on the inside"