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Joke of the Day
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Slaves... Free."
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"*Tucks shirt in* ""Goodnight, shirt."""
"A black man walks into a bar and robs it."
"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."
"What's the difference between a Greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."
"My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers. It gets her Snickers in a Twix."
"On a cold, late December day... ... the wall calendar looked across the room at the advent calendar and said: ""It looks like our days are numbered, pal""."
"Want to hear a joke about my penis? Ahh forget it.. it it's too long. Woman replies: want to hear a joke about my vagina? Ahh never mind... you'll never get it."
"knock knock player 1: whos there player 2: hola player 1: hola who player 2: holawhosn"
"Chuck Norris does not eat honey, he eats bees."