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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."

"Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live,. So I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy."

"Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!"

"Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing? Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"

"What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't? A living Ben and Gwen."

"What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong."

"What idiot called it a paternity test and not a pop quiz?"

"People are always mistaking things I say as racist. The other day, this guy thought I called him a 'sand nigger.' But what I said was, 'get out of the sand, nigger. Volleyball is a white man's sport.'"