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Joke of the Day
"A black man walks into a bar and robs it."
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"All the guys complaining about my thighs touching each other... If you were this close to my vagina you'd be touching yourself too."
"*hires skywriter* YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME"
"I hate it when kids say that they hate vegetables. Like what the hell did Steven Hawking do to you?"
"Stephen Hawking wrote another book, It's about time."
"A Mexican bear walks into a bar He stretches, yawns, then says ""Oso tired"""
"What's the difference between men and women when watching video? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" usually has a completely different meaning."
"Virgins They never gave a fuck."
"[teen me w/GF in my dad's car] Me: You wanna do it? Her: *giggling* Yes Me: *hears voice whisper no glove, no love* GET OUT OF THE CAR MOM"
"why did the little shoe cry? Because his mommy was a sneaker and his daddy was a loafer with only a penny to his name!"