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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about my penis? Ahh forget it.. it it's too long. Woman replies: want to hear a joke about my vagina? Ahh never mind... you'll never get it."

"Cannibal: Mom mom I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !"

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday I know its not the greatest gift, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."

"The best birth control Put a rock in your shoe, it'll make ya limp"

"Kinda cool how Earth is the largest planet in the whole world."

"I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to ""Justin Bieber - Baby"" Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it."

"Redditors don't like this [Deleted]"

"I know exactly how President Obama feels. Every time my kids are forced to listen to me, they make angry Republican faces."

"What do you call a midget prostitute? A lowrider"

"Misread the Whistleblower: NSA Story on the Front Page and Came up with this Joke What do you call an NBA Whistleblower? A referee!"