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Joke of the Day
"How is a chicken like a grape? They're both purple except for the chicken."
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"There once was a Little Girl named Sue... She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?"
"sheep: ""why do we all look the same?"" other sheep: ""it freaks me out tbh"" another sheep: ""i dont even know which one of us is me"""
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
"An elephant [NSFW] What does an elephant use for a vibrator? An epileptic."
"*approaches man sitting at the bar Me: would you like to dance Him: yeah! Me: that's great because I need to sit down"
"A midget walks into a bar.. he`s wearing a T-shirt that reads ""I hate all Paki`s"" I thought to myself....""that`s a little racist"""
"Do I have friends? Are we allowed to count the enemies of my enemies? Then yes, I have a bunch of friends."
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually give a shit if my computer crashes. ^RIP Paul Walker 2013. This is only a joke."
"Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? It's for the Christmas period."