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Joke of the Day
"An elephant [NSFW] What does an elephant use for a vibrator? An epileptic."
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"What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows"
"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long."
"Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some."
"Been a while since I've gone on Spring Break. How many wet T-shirts should I pack?"
"1. Get preg 2. Transfer ur soul to fetus using Satanic alchemy 3. Give birth to yourself 4. Old body dies 5. Be a baby"
"What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube? My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds."
"The real reason OP never delivers.."
"What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile"
"There are 2 kinds of people in this world; 1. People who like math A. People who hate math 3. People who really don't understand math"