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"Do you remember that barbecue? You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?"
"What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert? Stark Raving Mad"
"We're out of duct tape, craft glue, and frozen orange juice because I made a sandwich while I was drunk last night."
"I once saw a midget goalie play 10 consecutive games in a row. After the games I asked if he was sore, and he said ""I'm a little tender""."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? (NSFW) To suck the cock"
"If u wake up on Christmas morning wit a weird taste in ur mouth.....remember Santa only cums once a year"
"Star Wars VII: the force awakens Star Wars VIII: the force goes out to play Star Wars IX: goodnight force"
"Husband -Talking to wife I have a problem Wife - how many times must i tell you that it is ""we,"" ""we have a problem"". Husband - Ok, sweetie, we have a problem. My secretary is having our baby"
"A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is a terrible dictator.... but I worked as a secretary in his administration for several years, and found his speech to be clear, concise and well paced"