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Joke of the Day
"Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans? Tronald Dump"
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"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."
"Can I get a football meatlong? With please, cheese."
"I refuse to be an organ donor. Mainly because I'd like to be a fully-functional zombie if I rise for the apocalypse."
"I love a woman that can shoot a gun, but I fear a woman with good aim."
"When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly."
"there is literally nothing i care enough about to go on a hunger strike"
"What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !"
"People who learned a bunch of stuff must've felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out."
"How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 3: One to screw it in, another to film it, and a last one to say ""sick turns brah!"""