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Joke of the Day

"How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood? None because only beavers give a dam."

"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."

"What do you call a hamburger that runs for president? A McTrump"

"I've decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning"

"If only women knew that being happy with themselves is the most attractive quality they can ever offer."

"Black magic is kinda racist, but it's better than nigga wizardry"

"I told my wife about my other wife.... She took it really well, said it was big o' me :)"

"I forgot to turn my SWAG off before I went to bed. I woke up poor and working at McDonald's."

"An old man went underwear shopping. ""Boxers or briefs?"" Asked the clerk. ""Depends."""

"I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one."