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Joke of the Day
"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"
Next Joke
"the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks"
"Two men were having a drink together. One said ""I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife."" ""Why's that?"" asked the other. ""Because she's always trying to bite my head off"" he replied."
"What is the smallest book in history? French War Victories."
"Walk like an Egyptian is a song, but also a sure fire way to make it safely through a bad neighborhood."
"My iPhone is like my girlfriend Doesn't blow"
"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."
"I was seeing this one girl for two months Until she found out I was there."
"So many people have the name of their university in their bio. ""Nice to meet you, this is who tricked me out of 50 thousand dollars"""
"Now let me tell you a joke about a hair dryer... ... nah nevermind. It blows."