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Joke of the Day

"How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel."

"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."

"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction!"

"Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way."

"I just had sex with Jesus Christ I wasn't prepared for his second coming."

"Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box"

"Good cop: we found her body in the river Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it"

"Dear prisoners: How about liquid soap? You're welcome."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"