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Joke of the Day

"How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel."

"Love voicemails from my grandma that start with ""hello?....HELLO??..."" and end with her trying to dial another number."

"What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !"

"NFL Not Female Lovers Nail Females Limp Nasty F...ckig Liars Not Fair Losers"

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally had no arms. Knock knock ""Who's there?"" Not Sally"

"What's the best thing about having Parkinson's? Never having to buy another electric toothbrush."

"Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results."

"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call it when a woman trolls you? Ans: Cunt-troll (control)"

"Letter from 7 to 6 Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together. Sincerely, 7"

"Only an ass can be divided in half."