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Joke of the Day
"Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet."
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"So if Valentine's Day is for couples, then the other 364 days are for me, right?"
"Dat test though Almost gets a 100% on a test, a STD test....."
"I should probably see someone about my mental health, like a drug dealer or bartender or something."
"Just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes using vinyl Surely that's some kind of record."
"Facebook is like prison because you write on walls and people you don't know poke you."
"Broken Pencils are Pointless But I wonder what ""lead"" me to that conclusion."
"Whats black and thin and all over my private parts? Dead African Children"
"[hands over brown bag with 10,000 ransom] ""Now give me my wife."" ""This is short by 2.39"" [hides Mcflurry] ""it's all I got."""
"Stop making mini snacks, people. Never have I been like, ""wow this is a delicious cupcake. If only it were 1/4 of the size."""